CHAPTER 16
None More Black
BLACK SABBATH
They are the burly, long-haired men who nearly
single-handedly invented the heavy metal genre. Their lead singer was branded a
devil-worshiper, stalked by covens, and threatened by Satanists—all before he
had even tried to strangle his wife, been sued for allegedly encouraging the
suicides of his fans, pissed on the Alamo, or gratuitously bitten the heads off
of an assortment of live, flying animals.
They are Black Sabbath.
The teenage John Michael “Ozzy” Osbourne—dyslexic
and suffering from attention deficit disorder—first met future Sab creative
force Tony Iommi in high school in Birmingham, England, in the late 1960s. Osbourne
had already been performing onstage in various Gilbert and Sullivan high-school
operettas, including H.M.S. Pinafore and The Mikado.
Intensely disliking the Oz-brain’s “high and girly”
voice, among other things, Iommi would regularly beat him up for transgressions
as seemingly innocuous as happily singing the Beatles’ “I Want to Hold Your
Hand” to himself during morning recess.
Having dropped out of school at age fifteen, Ozzy
went to work at a succession of menial jobs, including two years at an abattoir:
“I loved killing animals.... It was definitely my
forte. I used to stick them, stab them, chop them, totally torture the fuckers
to death. And if the pigs had worms I used to bite their heads off.”
From that outlet for his aggression he progressed to
tuning car horns in a soundproof room, and eventually landed every metal-head’s
dream gig: a week as an assistant at a mortuary.
A more profitable life seemed to beckon from the
criminal world, but several Stooge-like attempts at petty theft soon landed the
young Ozzy in jail. Making good use of his time in the “nick,” and having
obtained a needle and pencil-lead, he emerged with his first monochromatic
tattoos: “O-Z-Z-Y” on the knuckles of his left hand ... and soon after, smiling
faces on each of his knees, so that he’d “get a little cheer every morning”
when he woke up.
That month and a half in prison left the
seventeen-year-old a changed man. Still hooked on the Beatles’ sound, and fancying
a rock star’s life of “drinking beer, smoking dope and screwing chicks,” the
aspiring singer soon formed a band with future Sabbath bass player Terence
“Geezer” Butler.
Years earlier, at age seven, Butler had been
awakened by “a floating orb that glowed from within.” Upon touching the bright
object, it “filled his head with visions of his future and a better life” beyond
Birmingham.
Ozzy and Geezer were quickly, if reluctantly, joined
by former tormentor (now guitarist) Tony Iommi and drummer Bill Ward, to form
what became the original lineup of Black Sabbath. The group’s name was taken
from their favorite Boris Karloff horror film, playing at a theater down the
road from their rehearsal space.
In those early days, Geezer Butler couldn’t afford
an actual bass guitar. Thus, he simply restrung a six-string electric with four
bass strings, and played it accordingly.
Tony Iommi’s challenges as a guitarist, by contrast,
were more manual than instrumental. For, in his job at a sheet metal factory
during the same period, in a misadventure with a guillotine, he had quite
accidentally severed the tips of the ring and middle fingers on his right hand.
He compensated for that loss via a combination of homemade prosthetics and a
three-step downtuning of his left-handed guitar, to ease the strain on his
tender fingers. Thus was born, in that lower register, a significant part of
Sabbath’s groundbreaking “heavy” sound, often-imitated in metal circles in the
years since.
The band’s maiden album, imaginatively titled Black
Sabbath, was released on a Friday the 13th in early 1970. The
cover featured a controversial upside-down cross, and an apocalyptic poem written
inside the jacket.
Their namesake song, “Black Sabbath,” has a smirking
Satan manifesting to the narrator as a “black shape with eyes of fire.” That
disturbing lyrical visitation was actually based on a real-life experience had
by Geezer Butler:
“Having borrowed a sixteenth-century tome of black
magic from [Ozzy] Osbourne one afternoon, Butler awoke that night to find a
black shape staring balefully at him from the foot of his bed. After a few
frightening moments, the figure slowly vanished into thin air.”
Geezer: “I told Ozzy about it. It stuck in his mind,
and when we started playing ‘Black Sabbath,’ he just came out with those
lyrics.... It had to come out, and it eventually did in that song—and then
there was only one possible name for the band, really!”
From the same debut LP, “N.I.B.” has often been
taken by fans as an acronym for “Nativity in Black.” The reality according to
Ozzy, however, is far less demonic:
“We were all stoned in Hamburg and Bill used to have
this really long, pointy beard and I said, ‘Hey Bill, you look like a pen nib.’
So when Geezer said, ‘What are we going to call this song?’ I said, ‘Oh, call
it N.I.B.’” (The song is nevertheless about the devil himself falling in love.)
The drummer’s beard provided inspiration for the
band at other times as well, once inducing Tony to set it on fire with his
lighter:
“Bill was great ... he just breathed in this big
cloud of fumes and said ‘Hmmmmm—a good smoke, that.’”
Ward’s attitude toward the source of the band’s
musical inspiration is itself worthy of note:
“I’ve always considered that there was some way
where we were able to channel energy, and that energy was able to be, from
another source, if you like, like a higher power or something, that was
actually doing the work. I’ve often thought of us just being actually just the
earthly beings that played the music because it was uncanny. Some of this music
came out extremely uncanny....
“A lot of the times we didn’t write the fucking
songs at all. We showed up and something else wrote them for us. We were conduits.”
The group’s real and imagined interests in the occult
and black magic soon resulted in them being asked to perform at the “Night of
Satan” festival planned for Stonehenge by a local satanic cult. Declining that
request, they found themselves on the wrong end of a threatened hex.
The Sab Four’s second effort, Paranoid, led
off with the anti-Vietnam “War Pigs”—originally called “Walpurgis,” after the
witches’-sabbath celebration of the arrival of spring. Use of the same title
for the record itself had been vetoed by their record company, but too late to
change the cover art. Thus, the jacket front displays a literal male “war pig”
in pink leotards, armed with a sword and shield. Inside, the disc’s
heavy-laden, drug-oriented “Hand of Doom” later formed the basis for the entire
“Doom” sub-genre of metal music.
And so on to late 1971’s Master of Reality.
Oddly, its second track, “After Forever,” could have easily passed for Christian
rock, not least in its talk of soul-salvation, “seeing the light,” and the
proselytizing assertion that “God is the only way to love.”
Reassuringly, “Lord of This World” was back to
typical Sabbath fare, being written explicitly about “Old Nick.” It was sung by
Ozzy from the perspective of that other Prince of Darkness to our
earth’s greedy and prideful horde, who will know their sinful master even
better after death.
The ensuing promotional tour found the walls of the
band’s dressing room in Memphis covered in crosses drawn with animals’ blood,
prior to their show. During the concert itself, an audience member wishing to
sacrifice Tony Iommi’s soul to the devil accosted him onstage with a sacrificial
knife.
Sab’s welcome to America also included being cheered
by Charles Manson’s followers in Los Angeles. Not to be outdone, in San
Francisco a parade was held in their honor by the Church of Satan and its High
Priest, Anton LaVey.
Ozzy did his own part for the spread of evil during
those months by regularly burning the Gideon’s Bibles found in the group’s
hotel rooms.
The narrators for the songs on 1972’s Vol. 4
variously “got no religion” and “don’t want no preacher telling me about the
god in the sky” or about the afterlife.
Rehearsals for the band’s fifth album, Sabbath
Bloody Sabbath, took place in the dungeons of a haunted castle in Wales.
Too frightened by the ghosts manifesting around the ancient building’s armory
to sleep there overnight, the Masters of Evil chose to commute to work instead.
Studio work on the album did not lessen the
supernatural component. For, while recording in Bel Air, one night in his bedroom
Geezer “looked up to see several specters glaring at him from above with
overpowering effect. Awash with fear, he immediately awakened Bill, Tony, and
Ozzy to tell them what had happened. Geezer soon discovered that all of his fellow
bandmates had experienced similar events.”
The front cover of the finished album shows a
selection of demons possessing a man. Above a satanic “666,” a human skull
beams. Within, “A National Acrobat” muses on reincarnation, saying: “Don’t
believe the life you have will be the only one.”
Nineteen seventy-five’s Sabotage, arguably
the “last great Sabbath album,” opened with the thunderous “Hole in the Sky.”
The song was, in Iommi’s understanding of Geezer’s lyrics, “basically about the
astral plane.”
“The Thrill of It All” called for help from “Mr.
Jesus.” As well the Sabbath members might have needed, given the poor initial
sales of the We Sold Our Soul for Rock ‘n’ Roll (U.S. #48) compilation
follow-up, and the subsequent Technical Ecstasy studio album (U.S. #51).
The latter was itself succeeded unsuccessfully by the use of a fifteen-piece
horn section by the “founders of heavy metal” on 1978’s U.S. #69 record, Never
Say Die!
One look at Geezer Butler’s drooping mustache and
long black hair makes it obvious that he was a primary inspiration for the
Derek Smalls bassist character in the brilliant mockumentary film, This is
Spinal Tap. Tony Iommi himself opined that the movie was “about a lot of
groups, but the main part of it is about Black Sabbath. The Stonehenge thing
that they used in Spinal Tap we had, only ours went the other way. We
drew on a piece of paper what we wanted as the Stonehenge set, and the company
made it bigger than the real Stonehenge, so consequently we couldn’t fit it on
the stage. Everything was too big; it was blown way out of proportion. We took
it to America and we had to send it back; it wouldn’t fit. We couldn’t give it
away. We tried to give it to America, in the desert where London Bridge went,
and they wouldn’t have it.”
Or, in Ozzy Osbourne’s view: “I thought it was a documentary
about Black Sabbath!.... I lived that life; it was just a real situation for
me.”
Through a combination of musical differences, drug
abuse, and regular unexcused absences, Ozzy was fired from the band in 1979. He
was quickly replaced by the elf-like Ronnie James Dio, formerly of the group
Rainbow.
Ozzy spent three or more months living in a hotel
room in Hollywood with the drapes permanently shut, drinking heavily. With the
aid of his future wife, Sharon, he eventually got together a band, consisting
of former members of Quiet Riot, Uriah Heep, and Rainbow, to record his first
solo album, 1981’s Blizzard of Ozz.
On that first step of his way back up to the top, he
nevertheless found time to dis his former group:
“They’ll probably sound very much like
Foreigner—that was the last album they were into!”
The solo band’s attempts at recording, however, were
predictably complicated by the apparent presence of a poltergeist in the
studio.
Ozzy: “Most days we would wake up and windows would
be smashed, crockery shattered, doors were broken off their hinges and our
clothes would be floating in the stream outside. The studio owner was insisting
that it was us getting drunk every night and tearing up the studio, but we
stuck by our story that it was always the poltergeist.”
The Evil Quotient for the album was upped by the
inclusion of “Mr. Crowley”—with the magickal Antichrist lyrically riding the
symbolic white horse from Revelation, as the first of the four horsemen of the
Apocalypse. Spin magazine (April, 2002) has actually reported Osbourne
to own a signed first edition of Crowley’s 1001 Notable Nativities, containing
Aleister’s handwritten notes in the margins. From Ozzy’s own perspective:
“It was all hype when I started, but I really
learned to believe in the devil. I dedicated The Blizzard of Ozz to
Aleister Crowley.”
The album in question also featured the infamous
“Suicide Solution.”
Ozzy regularly insisted that he had written the song
as a warning against the dangers of alcohol, spurred by the fate of his late
friend Bon Scott, the former lead singer of AC/DC, who choked to death on his
own vomit. (“Solution” was to be taken as “liquid,” i.e., alcohol, not as a suggested
way out of one’s problems.) His own bass player Bob Daisley, however, had a different
take on the situation, claiming that he had written the lyrics, and that
they were specifically about Ozzy’s problems with substance abuse.
Either way, the parents of a teenager who shot
himself in 1984 while listening to the song sued Ozzy, alleging that their son
had been made vulnerable to killing himself by hidden messages in the music.
(Those purported communications were heard by some as “Why try, why try? Get
the gun and try it. Shoot, shoot, shoot.” The First Amendment,
freedom-of-speech case was dismissed in 1986.)
Well prior to those lawsuits, however, Ozzy and the
band had put out their sophomore disc, Diary of a Madman. Named after
Crowley’s autobiography, its “Over the Mountain” was a song about “life’s magic
astral plane,” while “Little Dolls,” pricked by pins and needles, concerned voodoo.
The opening act for the ensuing tour was, somewhat
surprisingly, none other than Foreigner.
Those busy months on the road were to further
include the inhumane abuse of doves and bats, the parabolic flight of vast
quantities of raw meat, and an indiscreet cross-dressing urination in Texas.
First, in the spring of 1981, in a boardroom meeting
with top executives at CBS in L.A., Ozzy bit the head off a dove. The dove may
or may not have already been dead; the Oz-man may or may not have been drunk at
the time; it may or may not have all been a publicity stunt cooked up by
Sharon. Either way, the world was soon minus one uncooked baby doveling, and
had one more rocker banned from setting foot in the CBS building.
The Humane Society followed up on the sound and fury
by campaigning to have Ozzy banned from performing in the U.S.
And then there was the bat. Thrown onto the stage by
a fan in Des Moines, Iowa, in January of 1982. Ozzy might have thought it was
just a harmless rubber toy. Either way, one small bite for Ozzy; a giant series
of painful rabies shots for Ozzy’s behind.
And the look on the Humane Society’s face:
priceless.
The relative normality of a live bat being thrown
onstage becomes clearer when one realizes that, throughout the concert tour, in
a throwback to Ozzy’s abattoir days, fans were invited to bring raw meat (e.g.,
dead cats, dogs, rats, snakes, lizards, and humongous swamp frogs) to the
shows, to throw at the band. As a signal that the audience was to begin
discharging their offal at him, Ozzy would first catapult a bucket full
of rotting pigs’ intestines and calves’ livers at them.
Sharon: “We got attention as a result, but the stuff
about sawing the legs off a Doberman and blowing up small animals was pure
fabrication.”
The shows also featured the mock execution of a
dwarf, coincidentally nicknamed “Ronnie.”
A mere month later, the traveling rock circus pulled
into San Antonio. Home of the Alamo. Visited for a photo-op by a “drunk as a
skunk” Ozzy one morning wearing his wife’s green evening dress.
A tumbled-down historical brick wall. Pissed on. Arrested
and briefly jailed for. Banned from performing in the city for a decade afterwards.
The American leg of the tour for Osbourne’s 1982
live album, Speak of the Devil (outside the U.S., Talk of the Devil),
was met with priest-led record burnings, and warnings from Deep South preachers
that “the madman was coming!”
Oddly enough, all of that actually qualified as Ozzy
getting his life and career finally back on track, following the depression he
experienced after the split from Sabbath. Looking back in 1984 on his “wilder
and crazier” early days, he reflected:
“I really wish I knew why I’ve done some of the
things I’ve done over the years. Sometimes I think that I’m possessed by some
outside spirit. A few years ago, I was convinced of that—I thought I truly was
possessed by the devil. I remember sitting through The Exorcist a dozen
times, saying to myself, ‘Yeah, I can relate to that.’”
The Dio-led Black Sabbath, meanwhile, released Heaven
and Hell (with “Neon Knights” and “Children of the Sea”) in 1980. It was on
the tour for that album that Ronnie James popularized the now-ubiquitous “devil
horns” hand gesture, the intricacies of which should not be lost on the
discerning fan:
“According to European mediaeval folklore,
subtleties regarding the position of the thumb whilst holding this symbol are
of paramount import. With the thumb held under the fingers it is the sign of
the horned god Cernunnos, with the thumb above the fingers and the extended
digits pointed towards a person it is a device for cursing an individual.”
Sabbath’s Mob Rules was released in 1981. The
title of its instrumental “E5150” was a Roman-numeral representation of the
word “evil.” (“5” = “V,” “50” = “L,” so “E5150” = “EV1L.”)
Two years later, the band recorded Born Again
with Deep Purple’s Ian Gillan on lead vocals, in place of Dio. Following it,
the band once again flirted with Christian rock, bringing future minister Jeff
Fenholt in as their new singer, for what may or may not have been originally intended
as a Tony Iommi solo project. (Fenholt had formerly played the lead role in
“Jesus Christ Superstar,” as did Gillan at one time.)
Also in 1983, the title track of Ozzy’s Bark at
the Moon was blamed for compelling another fan of the genre to stab a woman
and her two sons to death on New Year’s Eve.
Jeff Fenholt was replaced by Glenn Hughes of Deep
Purple before the final mix of Sabbath’s Seventh Star in 1986. The
completed album’s “In for the Kill” nevertheless dealt not only with Vlad the
Impaler [the inspiration for Bram Stoker’s Dracula] but also with “the
accountability humanity will face in the Armageddon of Revelations.” The title
song, for its own part, had a multitude of souls “waiting judgment from God’s
hand.”
Ozzy’s The Ultimate Sin (1986, U.S. #1) led
to No Rest for the Wicked in 1988. The latter’s “Miracle Man” hit back
at hypocritical televangelists such as Jimmy Swaggart—rocker Jerry Lee Lewis’
scandalous cousin—for getting “busted with his pants down.” (The same theme was
covered by Sabbath themselves four years later, on Tyr.)
On other occasions, no less than the former
Archbishop of New York, Cardinal John O’Connor, had railed against Ozzy as
purportedly being “hell’s own messenger.” Still, when Oral Roberts attempted to
raise $7 million against the Heavenly Father’s unveiled threat to do him in
should he fail to get the money on time, who was there to help out? None other
than Ozzy, who donated a dollar, suggesting that it might go towards paying
Roberts’ psychiatric bill.
On “Blood Bath in Paradise,” a song about the Manson
murders, Ozzy’s previous troubles with alleged subliminal messages provoked him
to include a real backward-masked phrase: “Your mother sells whelks in Hull.”
His odd choice of words becomes more understandable when one relates it to the Exorcist
quote, “Your mother sucks cocks in hell.” A whelk, for those keeping score, is
an edible marine gastropod.
After Headless Cross in 1989, the
reconstituted Black Sabbath let loose the next calendar year with Tyr—named
after the Norse god of law and order. Though written with their heads in
“Valhalla” and “Odin’s Court,” the band’s feet were still firmly planted on
“The Sabbath Stones”—a song about the Ten Commandments.
Nineteen eighty-nine also found Ozzy charged with
attempted murder for his furious, vodka-induced efforts at choking Sharon to
death.
As she later said: “He was totally insane from all
the drink and drugs he was doing, and well, these things happen.”
Two years later, Ozzy’s first sober album in
decades, No More Tears, eventually brought him a Grammy for Best Metal
Performance, for “I Don’t Want to Change the World.” It also, however, led to a
brief retirement on his part, after being misdiagnosed as having Parkinson’s disease.
The process of writing forty new tunes with the
brilliant guitarist Steve Vai enticed the Oz-brain back into the studio to
record a new album for 1995, Ozzmosis. (Only one of their songs
together, “My Little Man,” made it onto the final track listing.)
Of Vai himself, a friend and former roommate noted
the intensity of his spiritual search: “One day he flat out told me that he was
going to work really hard for ten years, make a lot of money, retire, and then
go into the wilderness to meditate.”
More recently, after 2001’s Down to Earth,
Osbourne has been trying his luck at writing a Broadway musical, taking as his
subject the Russian mad monk, Rasputin. Fans of the idea that life imitates art
will not fail to notice the parallel there with the musical based on the life
of Jack the Ripper (Saucy Jack) that was planned by the fictional
members of Spinal Tap a good two decades ago.
After all the hard living and accusations of
Satan-worship, then, the Oz-man gave his once-over view on religion:
“I don’t believe in God as a physical thing sat
somewhere on a cloud in heaven. I reckon heaven and hell are what we make of
life right here on earth. I don’t believe in the afterlife, I think when you
die you’re just simply like a piece of shit that needs flushing away.”
Ironically, then, Christmas Eve of 1995 found Ozzy
and his family attending midnight mass at their local Catholic church.
Even more ironically, in discussing the meaning of
“See You on the Other Side,” from Ozzmosis, the increasingly religious
man stated:
“I absolutely adore my wife. The love that I have
for her and the love she has for me will never die. I truly believe that if I
pop off first or she goes, then we’ll meet up on the other side. I believe in
life after death....”
In facing Sharon’s later battle with cancer,
Osbourne further admitted that he had “done a lot of praying, believe it or
not.”
At any rate, early 2002 and a guest appearance on
the Howard Stern show found Ozzy disclosing a new addiction: Viagra. Indeed, he
claimed to be swallowing up to fifteen of those pills daily. His use began innocently
enough, after a month of being unable to perform with Sharon, but he apparently
“enjoyed the taste so much that he couldn’t stop chewing them.”
By contrast, 2004 saw Ozzy receiving a New
Musical Express award for “godlike genius.”
It is, as they say, a fine line between clever and
stupid.
A very fine line.